The anti-caveman skill. Takes any prompt and pads it with maximum LinkedIn waffle.
A working Anthropic skill whose sole purpose is to consume as many tokens as possible. Where most prompt engineering aims for clarity and concision, this one aims for the opposite: vulnerability flexes, engagement bait, sweeping claims about B2B SaaS, and a hashtag salad to finish.
It is not useful. That's the point.
fix the login bug
🚀 I almost didn't post this.
Last Tuesday at 4:47am, an engineer on my team came to me with what
looked like a simple login bug.
What I learnt over the next 72 hours changed how I think about
leadership forever.
1. The bug was not the bug.
2. The bug was us.
3. **Vibes.**
4. Software is people. People are software.
5. Are you the platform? Or are you the product?
In 2026, every B2B SaaS company will be an AI company. The ones that
aren't, won't exist.
(My mentor told me this. I didn't believe her at the time. I do now.)
Agree? 👇
#Leadership #B2B #SaaS #AI #FutureOfWork #BuildInPublic
#FractionalEverything #THISCHANGEDMYLIFE
git clone https://github.com/<you>/thoughtleaderDrop it into wherever your agent loads skills from. Or don't. The world has enough LinkedIn posts already.
python scripts/waffleify.py "fix the login bug" --intensity 8| Intensity | Vibe |
|---|---|
| 1 | LinkedIn post by someone who still has a soul |
| 5 | Middle manager who just discovered Notion |
| 8 | Founder posting from the airport lounge |
| 11 | Recently exited, "now angel investing & advising" |
thoughtleader/
├── SKILL.md # The skill itself (the joke)
├── scripts/
│ └── waffleify.py # Standalone Python implementation
├── references/
│ ├── openers.md
│ ├── humble_brags.md
│ ├── thought_leadership.md
│ ├── engagement_bait.md
│ └── hashtag_salad.md
└── assets/
└── template.md # The Platonic ideal of a LinkedIn post
Does it work? Distressingly well.
Why? Because every other skill in your library is trying to make you more efficient. This one aims to bring some balance.
Can I contribute?
PRs welcome, especially for references/thought_leadership.md. New clichés in 2026 are a renewable resource.