feat(landing): homepage rebuild — persona manifesto, card beat high, /lp/card retired

redirects.json

@@ -141,6 +141,11 @@
         "destination": "/",
         "permanent": true
     },
+    {
+        "source": "/lp/card",
+        "destination": "/shhhhh",
+        "permanent": true
+    },
     {
         "source": "/sh",
         "destination": "/card",

scripts/generate-valid-links.ts

@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ function main() {
     // Static pages
     lines.push('## Static Pages')
     lines.push('')
-    for (const p of ['/', '/careers', '/exchange', '/privacy', '/terms', '/lp/card']) {
+    for (const p of ['/', '/careers', '/exchange', '/privacy', '/terms', '/shhhhh']) {
         lines.push(`- \`${p}\``)
     }
     lines.push('')

scripts/ping-indexnow.ts

@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ async function getAllPaths(): Promise<string[]> {
     const { SUPPORTED_LOCALES } = await import('../src/i18n/types')
     const { listContentSlugs } = await import('../src/lib/content')
 
-    const paths: string[] = ['/', '/lp/card', '/careers', '/exchange', '/privacy', '/terms']
+    const paths: string[] = ['/', '/shhhhh', '/careers', '/exchange', '/privacy', '/terms']
 
     for (const locale of SUPPORTED_LOCALES) {
         for (const country of Object.keys(COUNTRIES_SEO)) {

scripts/verify-content.ts

@@ -157,7 +157,7 @@ function discoverRoutes(): Set<string> {
     const routes = new Set<string>()
 
     // Static pages
-    for (const p of ['/', '/careers', '/exchange', '/privacy', '/terms', '/lp/card']) {
+    for (const p of ['/', '/careers', '/exchange', '/privacy', '/terms', '/shhhhh']) {
         routes.add(p)
     }
 

src/app/robots.ts

@@ -97,7 +97,6 @@ export default function robots(): MetadataRoute.Robots {
                     '/privacy',
                     '/terms',
                     '/exchange',
-                    '/lp/card',
                     // SEO routes (all locale-prefixed)
                     ...SUPPORTED_LOCALES.map((l) => `/${l}/`),
                 ],

src/app/shhhhh/ShhhhhLandingPage.tsx

@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ import posthog from 'posthog-js'
 import { useTranslations } from 'next-intl'
 import { Button } from '@/components/0_Bruddle/Button'
 import { Marquee } from '@/components/LandingPage'
+import { ScarcityCounter } from '@/components/LandingPage/ScarcityCounter'
 import { useAuth } from '@/context/authContext'
 import { PixelatedCardFace } from '@/components/Card/share-asset/PixelatedCardFace'
 import { inflateWaitlistPosition } from '@/components/Card/doorTally.utils'
@@ -58,7 +59,11 @@ function WaitlistJoined({
 const statValues = ['150M+', '1', '1', '0'] as const
 const statLabelKeys = ['statMerchants', 'statBalance', 'statCard', 'statMiddlemen'] as const
 
-const faqKeys = ['q1', 'q2', 'q3', 'q4', 'q5', 'q6', 'q7', 'q8'] as const
+// q4 ("WHAT'S THE $10?") is deliberately absent: the welcome-reward claim it
+// made is not backed by a seeded perk, so it was removed rather than reworded.
+// The remaining keys keep their names — renumbering four catalogs to close the
+// gap risks mis-pairing a question with someone else's answer for no gain.
+const faqKeys = ['q1', 'q2', 'q3', 'q5', 'q6', 'q7', 'q8'] as const
 
 // The full skip set: keep the codes in sync with SKIP_BADGE_CODES
 // (peanut-api-ts src/card/waitlist.ts, pinned in waitlist.test.ts). Icons come
@@ -81,24 +86,6 @@ const badges: Array<{ code: string; name: string }> = [
 const ctaButtonClassName =
     '!w-auto bg-white px-7 py-3 text-base font-extrabold hover:bg-white/90 md:px-9 md:py-8 md:text-xl'
 
-function ScarcityCounter() {
-    const t = useTranslations('shhhhh.hero')
-    const [count, setCount] = useState(21)
-    useEffect(() => {
-        const timer = setTimeout(() => setCount(20), 2500)
-        return () => clearTimeout(timer)
-    }, [])
-    return (
-        <motion.span
-            className="mx-1 inline-block whitespace-nowrap bg-n-1 px-2 py-0.5 text-[0.92em] font-extraBlack uppercase tracking-wider text-primary-1"
-            animate={count === 20 ? { scale: [1, 1.18, 1] } : {}}
-            transition={{ duration: 0.5, ease: 'easeOut' }}
-        >
-            {t('onlyCount', { count })}
-        </motion.span>
-    )
-}
-
 function StickyShhhhhCTA({ onClick }: { onClick: () => void }) {
     const t = useTranslations('shhhhh.hero')
     const [visible, setVisible] = useState(false)
@@ -316,7 +303,9 @@ export default function ShhhhhLandingPage() {
                             {t('hero.tagline')}
                         </p>
                         <p className="font-roboto-flex mt-6 max-w-xl text-xl leading-relaxed md:text-2xl">
-                            {t.rich('hero.body', { counter: () => <ScarcityCounter /> })}
+                            {t.rich('hero.body', {
+                                counter: () => <ScarcityCounter label={(count) => t('hero.onlyCount', { count })} />,
+                            })}
                         </p>
                         {isJoined ? (
                             <div className="mt-8 flex justify-center md:justify-start">

src/app/shhhhh/page.tsx

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ import ShhhhhLandingPage from './ShhhhhLandingPage'
 export const metadata = generateMeta({
     title: 'Shhhhh. | The peanut card is out, quietly.',
     description:
-        'A non-custodial card accepted at over 150 million Visa-accepting merchants. We are letting beta users in slowly — about 20 a week.',
+        'A non-custodial card accepted at over 150 million Visa-accepting merchants. We are letting beta users in slowly — about 50 a week.',
     keywords: 'peanut card, non-custodial card, visa-accepting merchants, closed beta, stablecoins',
     canonical: '/shhhhh',
 })

src/app/sitemap.ts

@@ -58,12 +58,12 @@ async function generateSitemap(): Promise<MetadataRoute.Sitemap> {
         // Homepage
         { path: '', priority: 1.0, changeFrequency: 'weekly' },
 
-        // Product pages
-        { path: '/lp/card', priority: 0.9, changeFrequency: 'weekly' },
-
         // Public pages
         { path: '/careers', priority: 0.7, changeFrequency: 'monthly' },
         { path: '/exchange', priority: 0.7, changeFrequency: 'weekly' },
+        // The only card landing URL left — /lp/card is a 308 to it, so the
+        // target has to be listed.
+        { path: '/shhhhh', priority: 0.7, changeFrequency: 'weekly' },
 
         // Legal — the bare /privacy and /terms are redirects; list the real URLs.
         { path: '/en/privacy', priority: 0.5, changeFrequency: 'yearly' },