Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-4300 (?)
- SCP-4300 is the unmovable and indestructible mummified body of Cristóbal Bazán, found in a two-meter crater in Dzibilchaltun, Mexico, always maintaining a temperature of 38 degrees Celsius. Bazán was a slave who, after enduring severe abuse, attempted to summon powerful entities for freedom but ultimately chose to protect others by sacrificing himself when a demonic entity appeared, leading to his death and the formation of the crater. The area is contained as a fake archaeological dig site, with security monitoring and detaining anyone who tries to enter.
- Badlands Guardian (?)
- The Badlands Guardian is a unique landform in Alberta, Canada, discovered in 2005 using Google Earth, which naturally resembles a human head wearing an Indigenous headdress. This geological feature is a concave drainage area, or valley, formed over hundreds of years by the erosion of soft, clay-rich soil due to wind and water. While appearing convex from above, it's actually an optical illusion, and a nearby road and oil well are sometimes seen as earphones, though these man-made additions are temporary.